April 17th! Free Pizza!

You: "Free pizza!" But just wait one micron! What's the catch?
Us: You have to hear entertaining updates from Beau & Liz and you may have to ask questions if you have any. And eat gourmet pizza.
You: You terrible person! You made me think this was a terrible thing! I'm so going. When is it?
Us: April 17th, Wabash Church. We'll be sharing during the first service (starts at 10:45am) and we'll have the Q&A/Free Gourmet Pizza after service.
You: Waaaaait... this blog post is a straw man argument! This is what those annoying commercials from Video Only do! You know, the radio commercial that ends with the guy and the girl saying in unison "You'll be sorry," as they condescendingly wag their finger in my face.
Us: Point well said.

2 Questions & 2 Answers...

1. Question: So are we leaving for sure?
Answer: YES!
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2. Question: What could possibly make a hippo (perhaps one of the roundest, gummiest, muddiest animals you would ever behold) even more hilarious?
Answer: IF IT WAS A PYGMY!
No seriously, they're called Pygmy Hippopotamus, and there are a few of these endangered little critters in Sierra Leone. They would literally detain me indefinitely ("literally?") at customs if I tried to smuggle one of these home to play with Splat and Petri. Though I imagine our kittens would beat Roy up (the name I would give him).