You: "Free pizza!" But just wait one micron! What's the catch?
Us: You have to hear entertaining updates from Beau & Liz and you may have to ask questions if you have any. And eat gourmet pizza.
You: You terrible person! You made me think this was a terrible thing! I'm so going. When is it?
Us: April 17th, Wabash Church. We'll be sharing during the first service (starts at 10:45am) and we'll have the Q&A/Free Gourmet Pizza after service.
You: Waaaaait... this blog post is a straw man argument! This is what those annoying commercials from Video Only do! You know, the radio commercial that ends with the guy and the girl saying in unison "You'll be sorry," as they condescendingly wag their finger in my face.
Us: Point well said.
